IAmPassionateAboutStupidThings

I shaved my legs for the first time.

Feeling cloth directly on my legs is the strangest sensation I’ve ever felt, which is probably saying something.

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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tastefullyoffensive:

Ant Fight Club [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Ant Fight Club [x]

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

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BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

religiousdad:

What do you mean I’m a grown ass man, you’re my wife why can’t I call you waifu in public

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck